Disclaimer: All right, this story is not real. I'd love to hear some feedback as per usual. You see those big empty stars too? Maybe bump those up to five full ones? We wouldn't want them to be empty now would we?
She was on the set of 'The Big Bang Theory' and she was getting horny. This was the female lead, Penny who was played by the gorgeous Kaley Cuoco. Lorre replied. Kaley went into her room and changed into her 'sex' clothes; black stockings, black laced bra and panties. She sat onto the bed and waited for the 'fresh meat'. A young, handsome man walked in. Miss Cuoco. What age are you?
I went to comic-con for work and it was no fun at all. My bosses had kept me too busy wasting my time to actually enjoy anything, then dumped me off at the hotel once they had scored tickets to some movie studio party. Up in my room I felt useless and abandoned. I drank a couple of the small liquor bottles from the mini fridge before I decided to go down and drink in the bar like an adult. A while later I was a few drinks deep and feeling pretty high when I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned to find a pretty blond smiling at me. Just beyond her I could see two well groomed guys dressed for a night on the town. They actually looked a lot like my bosses only slightly sleazier. Even slightly inebriated I could tell by the look on her face that she was throwing a Hail Mary in the hopes that I could help her get away from the sleazy dudes.
Let's make one thing perfectly clear. I love Kaley Cuoco. I know she had been on a couple of shows before Big Bang Theory. But when I saw her in that first episode, in that v-neck top, blue jean shorts, and that blonde hair, I knew I had found my next ex-wife. After years of trying, I finally scored tickets to a live taping of Big Bang.